Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.

Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

by LichKingBravo January 26, 2011

Wind Blaster

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.

I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!

by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012

Wind Schipers

pronounced- wind shy purrs

The easiest (and may I add,laziest) way to say "wind shield wipers". The things that go back and forth, swish swash, on your car.

Great Caesar's ghost, Batman, he didn't use his wind schipers.

by Agent Nikomotoshyn April 6, 2006

wind song

The sound a fart makes.

(Bill, a man who loves farts)
"Do you still think about me?"

(Stephanie, his ex)
"I can't seem to forget you, your wind song stays on my mind."

by Tall2Kool1 November 22, 2010

Wind it up

when a man and women engage in acts of sex and the man lifts the woman up by her legs and twists her while going up and down on his penis. creating a wind it up effect

"ohh boy i cant wait to wind it up with you tonight"

by spiffy niffy December 24, 2006

wind your neck in

Jackson you are being a muppet, sit back down and continue to be average

oi Jacko wind your neck in, or I'll be in there to give you a dry slap

by J July 4, 2003

Wind in the Willows

The art of blowing air on a woman's vagina from behind her. This is done when she is slightly bent over. It allows her butt hole to be exposed as well. The is always the 'danger' of blow back in your face. If she has some fur on her then it is more approriate.

I gave my partner a "Wind in the Willows" last night and she loved it.

by Chocol8tSundae March 20, 2009