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Toob Whore

One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.

Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.

A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.

Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:

:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.

However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no

phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.

Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by fubsish September 14, 2009
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Top 40 whore

An individual that defines their musical tastes on what is currently on the popular Top 40 music charts. Generally considered a mindless pawn to the music industry.
Person 1: How good is this new song.
Person 2: That's not new I heard it ages ago.
Person 1: I just heard it recently.
Person 2: That's because you're a Top 40 whore.
by MC Jimmeh Stubbs July 16, 2010
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hot topic whore

Similar to the term Hot topic goth or Hot topic punk. This scene dresses in mostly hot topic and claim to be cooler than almost everyone because they like slipknot and korn. Most of the time they despise the "preps" and think that they should "all go to hell" for undisclosed reasons.
What a hot topic whore, thinking she's better than everyone else.
by Jackie Vengeance June 29, 2005
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Total Whore

She who fights for cock by any means necessary - killing peasants, bombing cities, ruining evereyones lifes in pusuit of The One Cock.
Sally coudln't get Brian by using her charms so she went total whore.
by b0gdan Bogdanovic February 14, 2018
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Token whore

Noun

Someone who exchanges whore services in exchange for arcade tokens, such as the one's you used to use at Chuck-E-Cheese.
"Let's take these old Chuck-E-Cheese arcade tokens over to the token whore behind the dumpster. Sounds more like "Fuck-E-Cheese" to me!
by McTones October 26, 2013
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Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.
Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"
by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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