Wacking daisies

A term for masturbation often in the shower.

My brother was wacking daisies for thirty minutes until he jizzed everywhere.

by Michael Johnson Junior December 29, 2008

Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.

Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.

by srg_turtle June 8, 2009

weed wacking

Action that is requested by one's marital partner, or close friend, to carry out; this action is revolting because it involves the visual exposure, and handling, of one's extremely hairy bodily parts; this action is usually performed to relieve one's self of heat exhaustion from having a tremendous amount of hair.

In order to be able to fit into his tuxedo, libraty had invited his wife to a morning of weed wacking his back.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.

Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

by The real Frizzledick July 7, 2016

Whackins

you penis, just a better way of saying it

1. Hey u heard you see mark walkbergs whackins in this movie
2. Hey i think the girl in the pink wants my whackins

by Kenn J May 24, 2007

Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 3, 2010

Whackin to

To take a whack at something,

I'm whackin to cod tonight.

by whackon July 20, 2011