welcome to hell bitch

A way to greet someone into your surroundings. To indirectly say fuck you all.

(Said very loud with your gut)

Welcome to hell bitch!

by Joe808 September 16, 2007

The English Welcome

When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.

Hello love, will you allow me the honor of giving you The English Welcome?

by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019

Welcome to 1996

Something that's said when somebody says something that has been in the general knowledge for the past three zillion years.

A: Hey, George W. Bush is not that smart...!
B: No shit, fuckface. Welcome to 1996.

by PoopyPoo October 24, 2004

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

A reference Star Wars fans like to use, when a good thing unexpectedly happens. Originally used by then senator palpatine as he was voted supreme chancellor.

A: A trailer for a new Star Wars mobile game was just released.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

by bobafettbountyhunting February 17, 2021

Welcome to world

1- Getting pwned by anyone or anything in real life.

Scott: Man I cant believe that stacy went around and told everyone I had a small penis
Zach: Yeah man, Welcome to world.
Scott: STFU

by Anal-Lingus May 30, 2009

welcomed to the jungle

when some asks you "were you welcomed to the jungle?" they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.

Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey's house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.

by calcifer111 August 20, 2010

Not welcome in the red states

To be gay / lesbian.

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!

by dkie May 8, 2005