Weeines

A small penis

My boyfriend had a weeines so I rejected him

by Billy with big willy October 15, 2018

Weeping banana

A penis during and just after ejaculation. The ejaculate appears to be weeping from ones banana.

Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.

Johnny used his weeping banana to give Sally a money shot.

by Poop emoji May 17, 2019

Weeding

The wedding between two people who smoke a lot of weed. There is a lot of weed smoked at this particular weddings

That was a awesome weeding, dude!

by zerotex June 14, 2019

Weeding the pumpkin

Shaving a old man's balls

Andy is weeding the pumpkin's in the chief's office

by Hayyyyyy420 July 25, 2019

Weeding

In the process of smoking weed.

Used as a verb -

Smoking weed - weeding

Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?

Awe bra are you weeding?

Skipper, please tell Private to stop weeding.

by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

Weeting

Web Meetings.

Team please be available for weeting at 6pm for updating on daily progress and plan ahead.

by avis7386 October 28, 2020

weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020