Roping The Weasel

A term for whacking it.

Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.

Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic

by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010

Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

by TheLasso May 16, 2019

parking weasel

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.

Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.

by geedavee June 16, 2010

grouchy weasel

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"

I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!

by _Smit July 31, 2011

grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.

A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.

by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008

Shipping Weasel

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

turbo weasel

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

by crosscomox December 20, 2013