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clout vulture

To take advantage of someone's scandal to promote your brand. The scandal is innocent enough to be forgivable/forgettable, except for a clout vulture.
That Alinity stream with her dog was pretty innocent. Monroe is a real clout vulture for putting down Alinity in that tweet.
by 9mordecai December 1, 2019
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vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
by W Haycock November 5, 2013
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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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ass-vulture

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.
do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.
by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009
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Street Vulture

The people who stand on street corners and try to get you to sign petitions or give money to save babies or save wales or stop dog fighting.
This greenpeace street vulture seems to have grown a British accent in the 2 months since he physically blocked me from crossing the street.
by drbrain May 15, 2010
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Cock Vulture

-Many people say the definition is cock-hungry freshwomen.
-It can be used an adjective to describe any slutty females -who just need to gobble more dick.
-No person can be a cock vulture for a while, it is a way of life.
-Doesn't mean the same thing as slut. It's more an insatiable thirst for the penis.
-A "collector of dicks" would be close, but not quite.
-Slut 1: I just added another dick to my collection.
Unknown Man: Wow, You're a real Cock Vulture!
-Lo: I'm unsatisfied with only a dick a day.
Alex: You're a slut!
Kevin: Not quite, she's more of a Cock Vulture.
by ThePartyNerd November 17, 2009
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Cock Vulture

A female or male who preys on a guy. Can be found at bars hovering around looking for a guy to take home. Can be found in other public places as well.
I saw her leave with three different guys in the last two nights at this club. That girl is definitely a Cock Vulture.
by G-manicus April 19, 2010
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