Vortex

The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.

Bro we got sucked into the vortex last night. Yeah man I had way too much.

by Degenerates69 January 3, 2021

Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

Cortex Vortex

God if I know.

Person 1: What’s a Cortex Vortex?

Person 2: God if I know.

by HereHeisLarry July 12, 2020

cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.

1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today

by stuffwithben April 22, 2021

Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.

The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!

by ChristopherTheWriter September 2, 2015

Vortexers

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.

All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.

by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015