François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."
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by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007
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Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
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"Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face? A room colored charlatan hid in a safe? Stalk the ground..."
by Dan Schnur January 30, 2004
Get the The Mars Volta mug.A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
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