Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

volcanass

Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.

Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.

by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

by Eulemur September 6, 2018

Volcano Alley

What it's called when you Watch People Shit on Glass Right In Front of your Face or Directly On You.

Jason got underneath the glass coffee table and asked the stripper for A volcano alley.

by Big Pun 333 September 8, 2018

eskimo volcanoe

When a male accidently ejaculates in his trousers.

Malcom looked like a melvin when he had that eskimo volcanoe after seeing Justins ass crack.

by Pecan Sandy November 6, 2007

bloody volcano

When you go down on a girl while she's on her period, get a mouthful of blood and spit it in to the air.

My girl didn't tell me she was on her period and I ended up giving her a bloody volcano.

by brett1596 October 15, 2015

turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .

Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.

by Romeoblues December 15, 2015