Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016

someplace very uncomfortable

the back of a Volkswagon.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

verycorporateveryprofessional

Adj. used to make an awful temp job (usually in real estate) sound enticing.
Can also be used to describe anything or anyone encountered at said job.

Crazy temp agent on the phone: "Morgan,I have a great job,it's verycorporateveryprofessional:can I get you a glass of water?can I take your coat?it's very corporate,is this you?"

by nonin July 9, 2007

very cool stuff

1. An expression used when you think something is very cool
2. Drugs
3. A shitty website

1 "Bro thats some very cool stuff on your computer!"
2 "ay you got that very cool stuff nigga?
3. Dude 1: "verycoolstuff.net is a shitty website" Dude 2: "agreed"

by popbobsexbiome22 March 29, 2020

A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man or O' Holy Glorious Master is a person who is so awsome and cool he has this name, plus, he a an awsome pleasant called theo and is in TheRandomersism Religon

Whoa is that A Very Cool Man?

by A Very Cool Man June 20, 2020

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

by Telephony July 4, 2016

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009