Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014
Get the Velvet Selleckmug. A vagina so nice, that when you run your fingers up her pussy it feels like her sisters velvet bed sheets.
'So bro, tells ya boy how was it?'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'
by Yostimini June 29, 2017
Get the velvet snatchmug. by Santagato February 28, 2018
Get the Velvet Slippermug. Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
by conqPACOdor42 March 28, 2009
Get the Velvet Axlegreasemug. by Reg Danger July 13, 2022
Get the Velvet trifectamug. A salacious word gushingly describing a unicorn type of puzza- a rarity. It roams on the east side of La Feria, TX. increasing its war crime victims.
by dm1torres December 27, 2022
Get the Velvet Puzzamug.