Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014
by Reg Danger July 14, 2022
A salacious word gushingly describing a unicorn type of puzza- a rarity. It roams on the east side of La Feria, TX. increasing its war crime victims.
by dm1torres December 27, 2022
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
by conqPACOdor42 November 11, 2008
A vagina so nice, that when you run your fingers up her pussy it feels like her sisters velvet bed sheets.
'So bro, tells ya boy how was it?'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'
by Yostimini June 30, 2017
by Santagato February 28, 2018