by Mister Hughes June 28, 2011

Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
by conqPACOdor42 March 28, 2009

by Reg Danger July 13, 2022

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014

by Santagato February 28, 2018
