by Mister Hughes June 25, 2011
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a menstruating female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive blood mustache.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
Bro, I was tapping this chick on the rag, and thought she was lookin' undignified. So, I flipped her around, and gave her the Velvet Selleck.
by justincorrect August 10, 2014
by Reg Danger July 14, 2022
A salacious word gushingly describing a unicorn type of puzza- a rarity. It roams on the east side of La Feria, TX. increasing its war crime victims.
by dm1torres December 27, 2022
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
by conqPACOdor42 November 11, 2008