vanity project

In home improvement, a project that adds minimal value to the home (and may actually decrease home value) and is undertaken on the whims of the homeowner. Usually done by someone with too much money on their hands. A DIY project, no matter how odd, typically doesn't qualify as a vanity project if they actually work on it themselves.

My rich uncle's latest vanity project was getting the solar panels ripped off his roof and replaced with a replica of Kennedy Space Center for his model rockets.

My trustifarian friend had a brand new kitchen demoed in the home she just bought because she thought it was too suburban looking. The granite countertops are just sitting outside if anyone wants them.

by armadillah July 14, 2013

scotty vanity

an awesome guy that has 4 different songs on youtube that are fricking awesome,they are Lets Go To The Mall, I Like Your Hair, Lets Dance, and I Wanna Do Your Make Up. He is awesome and one of my fave people.

OMG scotty vanity is the bomb!!

by Madi Skeim February 24, 2008

varial

skate trick also known as "pop shove-it", "pop shuv-it" or "ollie varial". consist of an 180 degrees rotation of the board under your feet by hitting the tail with the back foot and directing the skate with the front foot. Can be "backside" or "frontside" depending in wich direction the board rotates (clockwise or counterclockwise). If you make a 360 degrees rotation it will be called a "360 varial"...

Edgar Kausel is the absolute varial master... i saw him doing 3 feet ollie varials over hydrants and trash cans in the streets of Santiago...

by mute October 13, 2003

Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.

Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Chronic Southern Vagitosis

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.

My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"

by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006

Vanity Is Perfection

The most elite and difficult group to be accepted into on myspace. Only the Vain, the Beautiful, and the narcissistic are accepted. The acceptance rate is about 3%, 100 requests are received per day, only 3 people are accepted.

Ophelia Vanity (group leader) has silly rules for the group like, "Once you have been accepted, please add VIP to your name or you will be deleted." "You must participate in the forums." "You must add a VIP banner to your page or you will be deleted."

Even though Ophelia Vanity says you must be beautiful to be accepted, they generally accept the ugly emo people and deny truly gorgeous people.

That fat, emo girl over there must be in Vanity Is Perfection on myspace.

Woah, you're in Vanity Is Perfection!?!?! BUT YOU'RE AN EMO FGT!

by Lola Kramer. September 3, 2006