vaginesque 

A brief moment of being extremly effeminate; resembling the actions of a vagina

Guy: Man, I love singing along to Britney Spears when im in my shower.

Guy's friend: Dude, that might be the most vaginesque thing I've heard all day.

vaginesque by \ / November 28, 2012

vagina 

1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living

Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.

vagina by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009

vagina cop 

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.

That girl is being a vagina cop

vagina cop by G diggity January 29, 2009

retractable vagina 

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.

DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!

retractable vagina by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009

Whiney Vaginey 

When one constantly complains about anything and everything. When one acts like someone threw sand in their vagina.

I am so sick and tired of (insert name here) being a Whiney Vaginey!

Whiney Vaginey by HarleyGirlNikki February 13, 2014

Cyber Vagina Syndrome

A crippling affliction that affects male gamers when they discover one of their peers is of the opposite sex. Symptoms include: rambling, bragging, failing to shut the fuck up, giving in game favors and items in the failed hopes of getting laid. Extreme cases may display behaviors such as: talking about your sex life, acting like a stalker and taking pictures of your dick and emailing/texting them to strangers. No known cure, best treatments available are exposure to sunlight, and restricting internet access. intervention has been known to work with mixed results.

Thomas used to have a pimped out character ingame before he got hit with Cyber Vagina Syndrome. Now he is a broke ass scrub and only teams with Victoria.

Cyber Vagina Syndrome by blprog June 15, 2010

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.

That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

Man vagina by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020