line me up

Getching ya a fresh new haircut that has a lot of swag.
FRESH AND CLEAN

Me: Line me up with that new fresh cut home!
Barber: I gotcha bra bra.
Me: Thanks my man!

by Gumperstein February 22, 2016

Lick me up

give a man a blowjob

I let her lick me up, then wipe me down

by JP Suns August 28, 2008

dick me up

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015

clean me up

Falatio or the act of mouth colitis

Hey girl get over here and clean me up head blow jobs Falatio

by Causingeffects November 10, 2017

lube me up

A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.

Hey dude lube me up would you!

by plucker October 16, 2009

Bang Me Up

A way to say text me or lets hang out in a nonchalant way

Ex: Yo bang me up anytime

by NockyIdk August 24, 2020

Nigger Me Up

The act of being forcefully and roughly penetrated via the urethra or the anus by a large penis. This penis is usually black hence the name.

Girl 1: Watch out Tim is really big sown there.

Girl 2: I hope he is gonna Nigger Me Up!
Girl 1: Oh

by TickleMyNutsack December 10, 2016