Tiddles

Tiddles is the name of a dog that lives in Rhode Island. People usually laugh at her name, but soon come to adore it.

Stranger: "What a cute dog, what's her name?"

Owner: "Her name is Tiddles"

Stranger: "Ha, no really, what's her name?"

Owner: "It's Tiddles."

Stranger: "?!?!"

by Dakota Oliort August 16, 2010

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

tweed-twiddling

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007

twindle

to feel an emotion to its fullest extent. to express an emotion with great exaggeration.

Conor69: i even understood it even though you are spelling Jaeger incorrectly, Chaz.
chaz20: I twindle in delight of your exceptionally keen eye, Conor. But, for safety purposes I must provide due warning...
chaz20: I am the Jagernaut, bitch.

by mastashakezzzzz May 30, 2006

twiddlefinger

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

by so!id December 20, 2008

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016