A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
by Mann Jr October 31, 2007
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An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
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by Travman November 11, 2002
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by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
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Get the turnkey mug.A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.
Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"
by Nicholas D March 17, 2009
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