Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

tryingto

Renegadist fucked up what he said so now he wrote a fake ass definition of the failed sentence trying to pass it off as a real thing.

As a company tryingto look professional

by The Renegadist July 17, 2020

Trying to find a rope

the person that said this is suicidal. the rope is talking about a noose

Person A: how’s it going?
Person B: just trying to find a rope.

by Keikyo February 16, 2021

Trying to vote

I just want to vote on words

I am trying to vote

by Birdy the Wordy March 10, 2021

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

WATCHA TRYING TO GROPE THERE

When you're in a bed with the sexual Austinio who always finds a way to make something preverted & says "Watcha Trying to grope there while he's rubbing you're cock with his foot

Hey Baby girl Watcha trying to grope there

by GHETTO BRET BALLS July 30, 2021

just trying to hang out

how to respond when you don't want to do something that requires too much effort, or any effort at all

Friend 1: Want to go play some ball at the gym?
Friend 2: honestly, i'm "just trying to hang out" right now...

by jttho May 12, 2022