Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.

Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...

by Abbey-Sara May 25, 2008

Europa Troglodyte

A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.

"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"

by Skinny Slim Thicc May 22, 2018

Monterey Trumpet Trolley

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

by Merrstacks September 6, 2007

The Dirty Trogger

When you are on a crowded dance floor (ideally it will be a very sweaty environment as well) find an ugly girl and get her to blow you in front of everyone.

-"Dude, did you see that guy gettin the dirty trogger last night?"
-"Yeah that was gross, I think he busted in her hair too!"

by troggdogg November 24, 2009

A Trogger

One who explodes the head of laypeople solely through force of wit. May or may not shoot laser beams from eyes.

"And a man of presumptuous knowledge did prattle on about details extraneous. And the villagers did strain to contend with his verbal excess. And then did a Trogger step into the village green, and made the head of this man explode. And it was good."
- Leviticus 18:14

"New York; it's a mean streets town. Got your pushers, pullers, hookers, dealers. Pigs and dogs; mice and men. It would sink into its own filth entirely were it not for the vigilante Trogger who keeps the bottom of Hell scraped so more angels can keep falling down, down, down."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Rat City"

"Hey brah I'm gonna totally mack on that babe."

"No way brah she just started seein' a Trogger, you ain't got shit on him dude."

by BeardOfChuckNorris March 16, 2009

trolled

Anyone who fails to recognize a troll and responds to it with anger or annoyance is said to have been "trolled". Being trolled often results in large quantities of butthurt.

*On an online forum*
Guy 1: You internet geeks are pathetic! I can bench 300lbs and have a banging hot girlfriend. (She just blew me, shit was SO cash.)
Guy 2: You think you're so much better than us? FOAD, internet tough guy!

Guy 3: lol! You got trolled!

by y=mx+b January 17, 2009

trolley rage

severe anger in travelers (using trolleys), caused by their near, serious and/or fatal collisions with onlookers, lazy walkers, and untethered children, whilst racing to and from check-in counters to make a flight/train/bus on time.

"That kind of trolley rage can kill someone!" or "My doctor prescribed me Zoloft to calm my trolley rage, after I almost bulldozed this guy who was typing a message on his blackberry in the middle of the entrance to the departure gates"

by Night Sally March 9, 2009