Tristan is a major fuck boy but he’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet periodt. Apparently he has pretty eyes, at least that’s what i’m hearing. He super irreplaceable so hold onto him for as long as you can. He’s prolly a “keep everything to yourself” type of guy, you know? If you’re close to him then he’ll tell you everything but if you guys aren’t close then he’ll put a mask on it and say he’s fine. But overall he’s great and everyone should have a Tristan in they’re life.
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