Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Snail Track

Residual mucus, or snot, left on the upper lip after blowing your nose. You're not aware of it.

Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Trailer Park Track Team

1.The team of which people who live in trailers run on.
2.A derogatory term used to say when someone looks trashy/sporty

1. I saw the trailer park track team practicing around their trailers yesterday

2. She looks like she belongs on the trailer park track team!

by Taylor M. May 7, 2008

Pussy on the Tracks

Cats on the subway tracks.

"Pussy on the Tracks"
Laura you can't hide forever!

by Movie Plex 9 January 21, 2009

Cut from track

Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.

Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!

Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...

Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!

Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*

by Laxgirlololol March 5, 2011

track

An extremely competitive sport that is a combination of running and field events. Obese people who wouldn't be able to last a day in it usually talk crap about people in track, because they are jealous.

JJSupah tried running the 100 meter dash, but fainted at the starting line and wouldn't move until he had McDonalds delivered to him.

by JJSupah is a fat kid March 30, 2005

snail track

leaving pussy lube on a persons face

dude that girl just put a snail track on your face

by larson18 December 25, 2007