Rap Tourette's

The condition of any aspect of life--events, words someone said, something you read, even nothing at all, who needs a reason?--calls up lines from rap songs. Takes you to a happy place more often than not.

Thanks to rapper Jean Grae for inspiring this definition. See first example below quoted by her on a certain social networking site:

"....and I can't even think of the word "blizzard", without saying- "what is it? A blizzard?" Rap tourette's."

Dowg, stop with the Tupac quotes for everything, old rap tourette's havin' *ss n*gga...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

t5 tosser

t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van

A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser

by vitoman January 23, 2011

Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."

When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!

by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009

Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007

Temporary Tourettes

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.

Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.

Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.

by C-Smitty March 30, 2011

lyrical tourettes

Involuntary and effortlessly quoting or singing(and often dancing to) lyrics directly related to key words, phrases, and gestures during conversations and discussions. Stantonian genetics are the main cause of this distressing mutation, alongside being subjected to prolonged AM/FM sittings through childhood, and symptoms such as large thighs, excessive pikey-ness and inability to stop talking are not uncommon.

Kay: Watched 'The A Team' last night.. was a good film to be fair.
Jade: "And theyyy sayyy, she's in the class aaaaa teammm.. stuck in her dayyyydreamm" shizzle, there goes my lyrical tourettes again!

Aunty Det: Oooh, I'd love a pair of those furry Ugg boots!
Nico: "Apple bottom jeanssss.. bootsss with tha furrrrrr! And the whole club was lookin at herrrrrr" damn you, lyrical tourettes!

by lady_docca October 3, 2011