bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008

Bum Toucher

Someone who touches bums, with or without permission.

Bob: Steves such a Bum Toucher.
Frank: Yeah, He touched Jarreds bum the other day, he was not happy.

by The O.B.T June 2, 2012

penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises

MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.

by Spuds May 8, 2003

Touched out

When you want to punch your toddler in the face and your women's self defense training comes to the front of your mind when your husband grabs your ass.

A touched out mom isn't good for anyone. Wean your damn 2 year old and ask your husband to whack off for a few days.

by Stan K. Phartz July 12, 2016

Touché

When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.

Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché

by Smokey McPatterson May 20, 2005

troucher

when a penis covered in freckles and has red pubes is being sucked by a group of thorbbing 4th graders

"omg there is so much troucher going on here kalin!"

by drewnasty January 11, 2008

pp toucher

One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.

Hey pp toucher in the pink shirt SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 10, 2009