Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

topping

The active verbal counterpart of top related to internet message boards.

The moderators did not approve of the topping of such offensive topics.

by johnleemk March 18, 2005

Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

Toozing

Toozing is the word used when a woman is going to the bathroom for number Two.

Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!

Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.

by office guy July 27, 2010

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

TOPPING

one who is a male that is well blessed in the no no area

Wow that guy is TOPPING.

by Ashley Pattillo January 1, 2008