whiss toke

a bowl filled mostly or half with tobacco topped off with bud. in a bong. derived from "Whistler toke", not sure why.

If I don't get a whiss toke right now I'll die!

by mmmhyun7gyuiejd November 3, 2010

token hire

Unqualified minority brought on board by a company hoping to provide the appearance of racial diversity in its workforce.

Although she was widely known to be incompetent, Youlanda was sometimes able to find work as a token hire.

by Saw It Happen July 28, 2010

Took two beers and popped the slide

A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.

Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide

by saxyman317 December 24, 2010

tokerbate

to masturbate while smoking a doobie

Dude it's 4:20. time to tokerbate

Hey man you wanna leave me for awhile? I need to tokerbate.

by Bensai October 5, 2011

tokemasterflex

1. (n) Someone who is a weed wizard and a cannabis captain.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.

1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.

by ganggang69gang August 4, 2018

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time

Luke shut the fuck up your a toke poser

by Anubis.ign January 17, 2019