toobis

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

by Snark July 20, 2004

Tobio Kageyama

Someone who has many, many, many fangirls, drinks angrily, and is known for saying "boke! hinata boke!" or "idiot! hinata you idiot!." My personal nickname for him is "egg head fish face" sound like an insult but he rocks the look.

Tobio kageyama is my husband

by Todoroki's scar January 20, 2021

tobin

a cool and talented person. gets madd hoes and head

you almost get as much pussy as much hoes as tobin

by Kareem Bakr May 17, 2006

Tobias

A type of crack or marijuana made in alobama

Pass me some Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot November 27, 2019

Magic Toober

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

Tobi

^-^ Tobi is a good boy

He is in the fictional criminal organization, akatsuki. His parter is Deidara. he looks up to both Zetsu and said partner. As of naruto chapter 409 (I believe) his identity has been revealed as not Obito, but Madara Uchiha.

Tobi- So I can join akatsuki now?

Zetsu- No

Tobi- Why not?!

Zetsu- Tobi is a good boy.

by Vampiric-Blood January 13, 2009

toobis

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

by Xanza April 3, 2005