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Toker

1. An educated cannabis smoker who knows about the various types and strains of the glorious herb, and their effects on the human body; including medicinal uses.
2. Someone who does not like to be refered to as a pothead or stoner, for they know far more than the average smoker and feel that he or she deserves a more fitting title than that of someone, who when brought to the attention that there are many different strains says, "Weed is weed!".
3. Someone who always has really good herb because they know what to get when making a purchase.
"I'm not a pothead, I'm a Toker; for a Toker...is an educated smoker."

"Oh no, Timmy doesnt fuck around; he's definately a Toker"
by Sirus2008 January 13, 2009
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Tanerexic

A condition, common among middle and highschool girls, presents itself as a vile orange fake tan. Spray on tan, tanning booth, all are ways of contracting Tanerexia. It is nearing epidemic status at MKA...

It can also be used as a noun, to describe one who has Tanerexia.

Other forms of calling someone a tanerexic are - Orange Bob (those Tanerexics who also have orange hair) and Tanaholic, a slightly more polite version.
Jill is such a frigging tanerexic. She could hide in a bucket of oranges!
by Mike Dunn May 27, 2006
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toerag

Obsolete British insult: a toerag is a piece of cloth worn on the foot under the boot to substitute a sock, especially in winter, and by vagrants. Something that is squalid and disgusting; by extension, a bum, vagrant or tramp.

Preceded more obscene (and thereby effective) insults such as tosser or wanker. It has fallen into disuse also because it invokes an element of the old class system, snootishness and looking down your nose at the lower classes.
Leave them alone, Baz, they're just a bunch of toerags, they're not worth it
by Zwentibold December 27, 2008
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zero tolerance school

A school where blacks, Hispanics, Gays, Republicans, and several other racial, social, and political groups of people are not tolerated. Some schools might allow or disallow different people, but the groups given above are the most common to not be allowed.
White guy: Why don't you go to indian lane academy?

Black guy: it's a zero tolerance school
by z-axis, jojo, kermit, gracie August 16, 2008
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Tik Toker

Braindead incels that have no idea what other people are thinking, but they think they do.

The only thing dumber than a Tik Toker is someone who thinks tik tok is good
Person 1: did josh just say 9/11 was an inside job?
Person 2: yeah, he must be a Tik Toker
by I hate all people. December 14, 2019
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Toberli

An incredibly killer pun of great genius on the word 'totally'. Product of alcohol.
"You toberli love him!!!"

"I toberli love life"

e.t.c e.t.c.
by Medieval Gal January 9, 2012
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Tolerationship

The uncomfortable (or even tense) terms upon which two parties co-exist when circumstances, rather than choice, either force them together, prevent them from separating or both.
That's my next-door neighbor. When the power went out after the '04 hurricane we had tolerationship for a few days because I had a barbeque grill and she had a generator.
by Shandooga McGluckfeez December 9, 2008
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