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A midsize car that Ford introduced in 1984 available in 4-door or 2-door. It was the design example to the Ford Taurus which came out in 1986. In the late 80s and early 90s it was one of the top selling sedans in North America but sadly production of the vehicle ended in 1994. It tops out at just under 90 mph and is also refered to as a "put-put" but it gets the driver where they need to go and the car resale is minimal at around $700 tops.
Wow, that Tempo is a piece of crap! I'd rather ride a pink bicycle!
by Brown Town January 29, 2006
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Temporary Boyfriend

boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool

One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.

A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.

A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One:

Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.

Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
by DirtyDi November 19, 2004
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Tomboy

A girl that acts like a boy. They like football, soccer, baseball, basketball, and certain musics. Like heavy metal, screamo, etc. You may make fun of them, or pick on them, but that is your mistake. Tomboy's are special.
Look at that tomboy over there. She's so.. tomboy like.
by Kiersten1074 December 3, 2011
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temporarism

The way of being that involves a lack of stability. The way of living life one day to the next through never fully relying on any one object or person.
I live a life of temporarism.
by play` January 26, 2004
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Tomboland

A Tomboland is a subspecies of troll, and may in fact be a distant relative to the Spiderus genum, but they are not nearly as entertaining. Whether or not a wild Tomboland is self aware of its troll like niche on the message board is still up for much debate (see: scientific). Tombolands have absolutely zero concept of grammar, and the longer they participate in a thread, the more their social and cognitive skills tend to degenerate. Tombolands usually hail from England, and have been known to try and spew about how the Queen spells words better than any Yank, an unfortunate side effect of never having been taught about the Revolutionary War in history class. Though this should not surprise anybody, as evidence suggests that Tombolands never really learned much outside of basic speech. Once a Tomobland engages in conversation, they will not stop egging on the rest of the board, creating a sort of black hole effect around the topic the sub-troll has decided to leach upon. As more people view the thread, the probability of flame war, closing, or just outright chaos approaches 1. If a Tomboland is sighted, one should report it immediately in order to prevent mass panic and just outright retardedness.
Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"
Leonidas: "Madness..."
by Josue Guerra May 9, 2009
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tampon tantrum

How a girl reacts (generally by panicking) when she realizes her period has started and she doesn't have any tampons or pads on her.
Girl 1 : "... and my period started three days early! I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't have anything on me... Plus I was wearing my white shorts."

Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"

Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."
by zebraatlast November 14, 2009
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Temporary Tourettes

A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!!

John: What the hell's up with Bob?

Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
by OdiesRant January 29, 2010
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