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Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016
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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Tomato saucer

Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger

Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender
Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.
by MarMo62 April 18, 2018
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tomato fetish

Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.

It just makes you extremely aroused
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.
by Appa^ April 2, 2017
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Eight Tomato

Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
by Terrible testicle July 21, 2020
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Awkward tomato

Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"

*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
by THEawkwardTOMATO September 5, 2011
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