Cripple toed

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent

Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!

by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

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pigeon toed

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

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Toed Off

Another word for taking off your shoes, originated from fancultre. Appears a lot in fanfiction

Rosalin toed off her shoes

by PERICLODTHEGREATESR February 16, 2023

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Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

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Big Toed Bitch

A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.

This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.

Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020

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