Buttfucker Todd

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

by gcate December 17, 2018

Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.

The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?

by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016

Pulling A Todd

To Be Morbidly Obese, Yet Still Finds A Way Into A Little Boy’s Asshole.

Madajio: Did You Hear Why BIGGIEYYY Got Sent To The Big House?

Julian: He Got Caught Pulling A Todd, Which Violated His Masterbation-Probation.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 14, 2021

Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

by dusty 20 August 20, 2018

Todd Smath

To inject trenbolone at an extremely high rate

I was feeling small, so I Todd Smath'd in the bathroom before bed.

by JacksonYo July 12, 2021

The Todd Five

A form of high five popularized by the character "The Todd" from the show Scrubs. It involves giving a strong high five(usually so hard it makes an Indiana Jones snapping his whip sound)snapping, and then saying what the high five was for.The description of the five can also go before the five.

The Todd Five uses:

EX 1
Person: He really stuck it in me

Todd:"Thats what she said five!"*Five* *snap*

EX 2
Guy:Will you go out with me?
Girl:Nope.
Todd: *five* *snap* "Rejection five!"

by BusFullOfNuns June 24, 2010

What a Todd

Someone who is a extreme lightweight. Aka someone who can't handle any more than 2 standard drinks.

Person 1 - Wow. That guy is such a lightweight.
Person 2 - Yeah, what a Todd.

by Toddy23 November 28, 2014