Teacher's pet

This person is usually really rude and stuck-up to classmates, but pretends to be really nice, helpful, and caring to teachers. These people would go out of their way to help a teacher organize, get materials, and even fill a water bottle or get their lunch. If the class were loud, they would tell them to shut up and not get yelled at but on the other hand if a normal student told the class to be quiet, they would be scolded. This student is also favorite by the teacher and is defend by the teacher if they were accused of something like calling someone names or being rude or bullying. They get privileges that no one else has. In my opinion, they suck.

Teacher's pet: "OMG! Just shut up!"
Teacher: *nods*

Normal student: "Guys, please be quiet!"
Teacher: "Hey! You called out! Weeks detention!"

or...

Teacher's Pet: "Hey, Mrs. Jones! I like your shirt! It's really pretty! Do you need me to get your lunch? I got it."
Teacher: "Why thank you Hannah! You're so always so nice! Here since you are so very kind here's a candy bar!"
(whispers)"I'll give you an A on your next report, how bout' that."
Teacher's Pet: "Thank you Mrs. Jones!"
*runs into Kevin while trying to get lunch*
"F**k you Kevin! You're so annoying! Get out of my way b**ch!"
Kevin: "What did I do?"

by idontgiveafudge May 31, 2017

Bad Teacher

The kind of guy who smokes pot before every class and then expects you to figure it out for yourself. Seemingly occur more in harder classes like algebra or English. Show up to class late with no idea what they will teach that day and get mad at you even if you did nothing. Everyone hates them because they completely mess up your gpa. They try to act cool and make the class fun by giving you options, but all of the options suck. At the end of the day all students go home and plot how to kill them or think of the gay sex they might be having with Jerry Sandusky. Even if you have some ridiculously smart Asians in your class they will still hate them for bringing their grade down to a 103. They also give entire classes detentions instead of the person who did anything. They tell terrible jokes and then have some stupid annoying laugh. Half the time you get out at the end of the year and realize you have learned NOTHING!

Teacher: Your options today are take a test supposed to be tomorrow, learn something completely new for the test tomorrow, or suck my balls.
Student: (under breath) I think I might want to take the easy option and suck his balls.
Teacher: WHAT'S GOING On!? ( stares at wrong student )
Wrong Student: I didn't say anything sir...
Teacher: DETENTION! Everyone see me after class. Even the Asians.
Student in Back: Dude you fucking suck at teaching!
Another Student: Yeah he's just a bad teacher!

by WigerToods Getinthehole September 2, 2013

bitchy teacher

A teacher who is a bitch and doesn't get off your ass for anything. Also a giant cunt that not one student likes. And always looses my fucking work. Usually is a fat ass, but can also just be normal....but still a massive tuna choch.

P.S. SARNY TAKES IT IN THE ASS FROM NIGHTJOHN!!!!!!!!!!

John said,"Man, she sure is a bitchy teacher". "I know, I hate Sandy." replied another pissed off student from GUHS.

by Doug Bob December 28, 2007

Teacher's pet

Teacher's prized student.

Some of the teachers I had considered me their pet.

by Saints September 21, 2003

tachnachardia

A way undereducated people mean to spell "tachycardia", which is any faster than normal heart rhythm. Tachy= Fast like
tachometer, a rather stuck-up way of saying speedometer. Cardia= Heart Ex: Cardio workout,cardio-etc, etc, etc.

Not tachnachardia, t-a-c-h-y-c-a-r-d-i-a. As in..... sinus tachycardia, experienced after exercise. Ventricular tachycardia, a lethal rhythm that can occur in a heart attack (this is how you spell it, by the way). And about 10 others if you don't have a life like me, and look up useless garbage like this.

by J Malik February 15, 2006

teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010

tachlis

Tachlis is the Israeli one-word synonym for "Cut the crap", "Stop beating around the bush", "Get to the point". Practically it means "Let's get down to business". A straightforward, down to earth expression without any magniloquence

It's all nice and beautiful, but tachlis now, just do it!

by chaver4u2 November 17, 2015