A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
by Dixon5 August 28, 2009
A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
by balls5647 July 22, 2009
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by Stop craiging March 06, 2018
a generic pejorative term for a person (craig) who wastes (lagging) long periods of time through inaction, thereby screwing up everybody else's part of a project, process, or activity
At any place where someone is disappointed and put out by having to always wait for someone else to "do their job" or get something done...but here we're in an office where Sarah hopes to get promoted because she has done a great job getting the Murphy Project off the ground, but is still waiting on Craig, a self-described 'bean counter' in accounting, to open his email from six months ago.
"Do you have those numbers, Sarah, so we can move forward with the project?", asks Carol, the VP.
"I'm sorry Carol, but accounting is still craiging behind the rest of the teams. We've reached out to them, but there's just no answer," she says, seeing her promotion hopes dwindle.
"Do you have those numbers, Sarah, so we can move forward with the project?", asks Carol, the VP.
"I'm sorry Carol, but accounting is still craiging behind the rest of the teams. We've reached out to them, but there's just no answer," she says, seeing her promotion hopes dwindle.
by Pete Henlein September 06, 2018