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Mrs thompson

The myth, the legend, mrs thompson. Ooooh boy. Where should I start? Mrs Thompson will not tolerate mischievous kids and if you're sleeping or being sassy with her or maybe even if you were right she will throw the book at your face. Oh and she has a masters degree. Now with Mrs Thompson she is never wrong. You are never right. she teaches the skills that we will learn in college and high school but I have yet to use the skills. Oh and she has a masters degree. Her armpit stains and camel toes will not stop her from making your life hell. Oh did I already tell u she has a masters degree?! Hahaha ok
"Mrs Thompson has a masters degree"
by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019
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thwop

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.
by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001
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Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.
The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.
by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003
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old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.
"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"
by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006
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twomps

Refers to the number twenty, especially when used as part of scoring a domino game or counting money. Also used as a prefix for numbers 21-29 in the form of twompy-(number).
You owe me twomps for the movie tickets. John just turned twompy-seven this year.
by Hebotron December 28, 2005
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thwop

To slap a person with the penis across the face, see ex.
"Aw man, what should we do to wake him up?
THWOP HIM!"
by Ross February 3, 2004
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Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.
I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.
by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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