by corneilius cumsterr September 29, 2011
Get the Dinkerface Walrusmug. The epitome of all drinking games. This game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. Best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old Russian gymnast. Teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. This game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. There is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. This game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. If you arent walrusing you arent trying.
by Walri March 4, 2015
Get the Walrus Drinkingmug. Creatures that cannot be seen until you believe they are real. Only then can you witness their majesty. Also the suspected cause of Amelia Earhart's disappearance.
Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Never describe the appearance of a flying walrus to anyone.
Believer: Although rarely seen in great number; the flying walrus can be spotted at any time soaring amongst the clouds.
Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.
Believer: You don't believe!!
Non- believer: I've never seen a flying walrus.
Believer: You don't believe!!
by Flyingwallruss April 22, 2020
Get the Flying walrusmug. When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.
Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"
by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013
Get the Musky Walrusmug. by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009
Get the Sticky Walrusmug. While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.
Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!
by joebobman41232 March 25, 2009
Get the Frosty Walrusmug. wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
by rarrbear April 17, 2008
Get the Winded Walrusmug.