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French Tsunami

When your getting head by a French woman and she sticks her tongue down your dick hole
Homy shit did she threw me with that French tsunami
by AshHD100 April 13, 2020
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body-tsunami

Flatulence coming from ones body and causing a ripple through the air.
Did you hear that fart?! Yeah bro... Sounded like a gnarly body-tsunami!
by TeeJayDubDub January 10, 2020
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syphilis tsunami

Who doesn't love a good syphilis tsunami?
by TheFuckingLizardKing September 19, 2017
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body-tsunami

Flatulence coming from ones body and causing a ripple through the air.
Did you hear that fart?! Yeah bro... Sounded like a gnarly body-tsunami!
by TeeJayDubDub January 10, 2020
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poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.
Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!
by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018
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tshit tsunami

A wave of toilet water, usually containing human feces, that results when a toilet backs up and spills it's contents all over the bathroom floor. Tshit tsunamis are common in the mensrooms of second rate media companies.
Nick's turd was so large that it caused a tshit tsunami, the likes of which we have never before seen in these parts.
by Bartholomew Sebastian January 6, 2005
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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