The Rizzmirez shuffle

The Rizzmirez shuffle is when you get a guy named Alexiz to do smoke a bunch of weed and do coke and get him liquored up and then send them to Taco Johns

Person 1: Did you see Alexiz last night??
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: The guy was blacked out doing the Rizzmirez shuffle

by JuanitoMN26 May 6, 2023

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008

The Dansko Shuffle

A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.

The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.

by bekah017 March 13, 2009

shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.

man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."

by feldpar February 21, 2009