Know It None

a person who disguises themselves as being knowledgeable but is really an idiot

Tiffany talks a lot about my custody case but she’s a know it none.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.

Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020

A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 14, 2023

None' Ya

Short for "None of your business"

Marty: "What are you doing?"
Chiara: "None' Ya!"

by Bei Wa Er Ge November 12, 2023

None

In a sarcastic way: a lot, all kinds, an abundance, plentiful, endless amount, un chingo(Spanglish), etc.

Person #1:“Hey, was there a lot of females there at the party?”

Person#2:”There was none females there!”(emphasize “none”)

by Pinkxicana August 5, 2021

None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.

Oh she's a good friend, a none backstabbing plastic bitch.

by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008