Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

mystery vato

a mysterious man who does impressive things

The mystery vato was riding a wheelie all the way down the street

by blackhawk357 February 14, 2008

mystery fish

mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"

"Dude, Amber has been around so much, im changing her name in my phone to mystery fish"

by hcmhcxmc March 9, 2008

mystery cheese

A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.

Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"

by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004

mystery line

Several drugs combined into one line. Many times you don't know what the drugs are, hence the title.

Ben: Hey you wanna do a mystery line?
Jim: What's in it?
Ben: It's a mystery!

by Alexis Poe December 24, 2008

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.

I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020