Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Geoffrey Harms

He is such a good guy and loves little kids

Where did he go?

Oh, its Geoffrey Harms he helping little kids

by bobbyshmurda1324 August 12, 2019

Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Jan Harms

Jan Harms is now 6’5 and my actual husband, no more shay harms lol

Jan harms still has a dog named Willow that gets all the girls, he dresses like a cowboy now lol

Kit Harms and Jan Harms <3

Jan Harms: I love Kit Harms
Kit Harms: I love Jan Harms

by catnipkit_ November 21, 2023

Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital

Damn, girl! That right there is vaginal grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025