Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 24, 2022
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Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious
Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.
by Lesspeople October 09, 2020
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oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds
"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.
by nowimupset January 08, 2021
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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020
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tall guides

The world's fastest growing magazine for tall women with community at the heart of all it does. Backed by a global tall community, Tall Guides hosts events for tall women around the world.
1. I felt like I was the only tall girl in the world until I discovered Tall Guides
2, It is hard to love being different until you find a place where you're the same. I'm a tall woman and for me, Tall Guides was that place
3. Tall Guides is the only place where I truly feel like I fit in
by Spnash October 08, 2017
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rightly guided

1.English meaning of name Rasheed

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Rightly guided to give guidance rightly not wrongly if you are wrongly guiding me please start righteously guiding. Or I won't want to go I don't follow but b can beside
by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022
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