Balves's definitions

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.

I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.

by Balves November 3, 2021

Autobilism

To consume an automobile for sustinence.

Did you see Brandon eat that Jetta? He's really taken to the autobilism lifestyle.

by Balves June 2, 2022

autobilism

To consume ones own flesh for sustenance.

I'm trying this new fad diet called autobilism. For lunch, I'm going to eat my arm.

by Balves June 2, 2022

Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new area and then sleep with at night.

When I go to Memphis I'm gonna hop on Tinder to find a whore guide to show me the area.

by Balves November 10, 2021