Ur mum

A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.

Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?

Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.

It was at this moment, Joe got folded

by Harpy🦅 October 19, 2021

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Morgz Mum

a piece of shit mum who wants the morgz channel for money

"Are you morgz mum."
"No i dont want all that fucking money that my son makes."

by Gaurav from Cheyne December 10, 2019

Wing mum

When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...

Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...

Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.

by Johnny Blak February 26, 2009

Keep mum

To keep your mouth shut

I keep mum, buddy

by Traldi October 16, 2019

robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

by Jim July 18, 2006