by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017
Get the missionary burritomug. Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.
“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”
by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025
Get the Missionary Power Bottommug. The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.
My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.
by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025
Get the Tibetan Missionarymug. by jo_z June 2, 2015
Get the missionary tripmug. Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.
Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
by Howiegal November 21, 2015
Get the Missionary datermug. 
