I gave this girl the gecko last night, she didn't actually climb up the wall but I needed a way to make raping her and lack of consent laughable.
by Awaythroat April 23, 2020
Get the Geckomug. by ppisgeorgespride March 20, 2021
Get the April the geckomug. When an individual murders another individual using only two icicles (akimbo style), therefore leaving no fingerprints. Stab. Run. Melt.
by AttackPoseidon December 6, 2021
Get the Winter Geckomug. by B daddy September 3, 2020
Get the Gecko sandmug. Describes da fact dat a Government Employees Insurance Company policy has always been extremely easy to sign up for --- so easy, in fact, dat even an "ancient" caveman during da beginning of civilization could have done it.
Even if actor Jeff Daniel Phillips's "dumb 'n' crude" advertising-figure character takes a plane to a distant point on da globe, "there's always something" --- such as a huge poster mounted on da wall of da airport-terminal dat trumpets da company offering ridiculously-simple-to-get auto-coverage --- "to remind him of another place and time"; said reminder is nothing new: it's been true from the gecko.
by QuacksO November 12, 2025
Get the It's been true from the gecko.mug. When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.
Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.
Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."
Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."
by CelesteLOLiblowppl&gotorehab March 23, 2011
Get the The "Gecko"mug. 