crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.

Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.

by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

crooked vein

A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.

1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.

2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.

2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?

by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010