atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

by Flopjack August 5, 2008

Atomic Lotus

This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345 March 7, 2009

atomic bomb

Mankind's first attempt at playing God.

The atomic bomb leveled cities; when did God give that right to men?

by Montes April 3, 2008

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

atomic wedgie

The atomic is a time honoured classic often depicted in cartoons. The 'atomic' wedgie is when ones underwear is actually pulled over the wearers head, whilst still being worn. very difficult to pull off.

Can often cause rectal bleeding.

"ahh man, that ass just gave me an atomic wedgie! god does my ass hurt!!"

by WedgieMan May 18, 2006

atomic blumpkin

recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb

did you hear angela gave jimmy an atomic blumpkin

by pmoney May 13, 2005

atomic bomb

Farting really loud by an asian person

i think ill go down to panda express and drop an atomic bomb

by tastytacofridaysinmyass November 7, 2011