Sextually frustrated

Frustrated sexually after having a sexual text messaging session

Ok I have to stop texting now cause you have got me so hot and bothered by sexting me. I am sextually frustrated.

by sextqueen July 17, 2009

Textual attractiveness

Verbiage used in a text conversation that is especially sassy. Including and not limited to double entendre.

It's all about textual attractiveness.

by Jimb000 September 1, 2009

Tewtally

Another way of saying totally. (Used in the book Top 8)

Girl #1: That party was awsome right?!
Girl #2: Tewtally

Boy: So I was thinking that maybe you'd wanna go out some time?
Girl: Tewtally :)

by BaconLover14 April 24, 2011

Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

by mckwistonator October 22, 2011

textual relationship

A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.

She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?

He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?

She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.

by Bump Rider July 3, 2009

textual messaging

A text message that is sexual to the opposite sex. or flirting over texts.

yo mang this chick and i were textual messaging i think we are gonna hook up.

by Tre Squad May 7, 2008

Tweetually Active

Your ability to tweet.

Ron: Yo I will tweet later when I know what club I am heading to.

Jermey: Yo I ain't got twitter.

Ron: You mean you ain't tweetually active? Yo 1984 called, they looking for you. Loser.

by xfacex June 7, 2011