testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

Testoclesius

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.

I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.

by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004

testicle

One of two (usually) slightly squashy spherical shaped objects about the size of a king size malteser that lie within a man's scrotum sack

Also a word used for someone who follows/supports the WWE Wrestler 'Test'

"squeezing your testicle may result in an unfathomable pain"

by dw March 23, 2003

Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

Testiclephobia

The fear of testicles, or the sight of seeing another males testicles. Particularly when one walks into another friends dorm room and sees his buddy playing with his nuts. This often sends a Testiclephobe into a frenzy of anger and rage, resulting in slammed doors and acts of violence and insanity.

Dude you won't believe what just happened, it was the funniest thing in the world. Rob walked into Austin's room and saw his nuts and went running out all pissed off, I guess he suffers from Testiclephobia.

by Mint Berry Crunch December 14, 2010

Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.

Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.

by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010